E.J. Phair Shorty's Revenge beer

E.J. Phair Shorty's Revenge

American Strong Ale · 8.0% ABV · ~190 calories

E.J. Phair Brewing Company · Pittsburg, CA

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Beer Description

This isn’t your average amber ale. We appreciate the time you took in selecting this fine beer. We are confident you will enjoy every drop. Seriously, one sip is probably not going to be cause for alarm, but by the time you finish this bottle you may never be able to enjoy a “regular” run-of-the-mill beer again. Immense malt body will take your palate hostage; its balanced hop bitterness will write your taste buds a ransom note. It may sneak into your house, rearrange your living room furniture, shave your cat, and change the message on your voicemail while you sleep. You will be forever changed. “Revenge is a draft best served cold.”

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